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Hi everyone, I'm Tetsuya Unno.
If you think my hairstyle is weird,
or if you want me to comment "your hairstyle is weird",
please watch this video first!
[Tetsuya Unno's hairstyle is weird]
So, today,
I'm going to answer the questions I asked on Twitter the other day.
Where is your sexual organism?
It's on the left.
Congratulations, you'll soon have 10,000 subscribers.
Thank you.
But I guess it's better than having 10,000, right?
Where do you want to be hit the hardest right now?
Here.
Can you wash your face with death sauce?
Ta-da.
Here I go.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yamaguchi-kun, I won't forgive you.
What should you do with all of a sudden?
Should you shit yourself?
My face hurts.
What did you all say about my hairstyle?
When I talked to a girl-
Oh, how are you?
Huh?
Oh, how are you?
Hey, wait, that really hurts.
Wait, I'll just wash my face again.
It's been 30 minutes and I've finally recovered.
The pain is finally gone, but I can't slide my hand like this.
It stops here.
The slime on my face is gone here.
The cuticle on my face is gone.
What do you think of Shibayu-san?
Duss!
Which is worse, Tetsuya-san or Shibayu-san?
Hmm...
I think it's about the same.
How many seconds can you kiss Shibayu-san?
When will you remove your nose hair?
Right now.
Say "saizen" and "pasta" and "umaumakun" and "hihiin" with a funny face.
Can you say "mommy" in "families" as a clerk?
"saizen" and "pasta" and "umaumakun" and "hihiin"
mommy
Can you shout "ai" in the middle of the city?
ai
Hey, are you a shoe?
No, I'm not a shoe. I'm human. I'm not a shoe.
Why did I adopt this?
Can you lick your elbow?
deki
Three sizes!
First of all, the tip diameter is 4.3 cm.
And the root diameter is 3.8 cm.
And the length is...
32 cm!
Tetsuya-san, can you also remove Tomikku-san's thighs?
Well...
This is a little tough...
Close your eyes and scroll through your cell phone's data folder and...
Here we go!
Okay!
This one!
This is it!
This one!
I've received questions from three YouTubers, so I'd like to answer them as well.
Please have Shibayu-san, who's got cancer, do a face mask.
Oh, come on! I can do it if I think calmly!
Can you drink 500 ml of soy sauce?
Can you shave all of your eyebrows?
Are you stupid?! Even if you don't have eyebrows with this hairstyle, you're still such a yankee.
You're the one who said it! There's no way you can do that.
You can't.
How tall are you?
Um... 178.2 centimeters.
Can you dye your hair green?
I'll ask you the other way around.
Can you do it?
If you ask me if I can dye my hair green like this...
You can't, can you?
I'll get mad at you. Stop it.
You can't do this.
What I'm glad about being on YouTube is...
Through this activity, I was able to meet viewers and YouTubers.
I think meeting them is the most important treasure.
What's your favorite hairstyle for girls?
This is completely a short hair.
How did you feel when you touched the president's head when you had short hair?
I was a little disgusted.
Tell me what part of your body you like as a YouTuber.
When I was in Tokyo, I was sleeping.
And I happened to have Mahoto's butt on my hand.
So I grabbed it.
And it was so soft and comfortable.
Mahoto's butt is really bad.
The moment I grabbed it, I was scolded for being dirty.
How many balloons can you fill with air?
What do you do on your days off?
This. Eating and pooping.
Do you want to show your face or post a video?
I think it's better to show my face.
But if my friends find out or if it's not funny, I'll get scolded.
It depends on my ability.
If you're confident you can show your face, you should do it.
If you can do something big with your viewers without worrying about money or time, where would you like to go and what would you like to do?
I'd like to do a performance tournament like Nippon Budokan.
I'd like to do a general election like AKB.
I hope I become more famous.
Thank you for your questions.
I was able to answer a lot of them, but I'd like to do the next one last.
You can't do your current hairstyle, can you?
I knew this would happen.
I knew I couldn't do it.
If you want to know more about me, please click here.
I'm Tetsuya from Tokai OnAir.